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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:16:54 -0700

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it. That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:09:44 -0700

kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:09:37 -0700

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:09:29 -0700

kingjaffejoffer: I hate when pussy that used to be mine ain’t mine no more. Even if I don’t want...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:01:42 -0700

kingjaffejoffer:

I hate when pussy that used to be mine ain’t mine no more. Even if I don’t want it.

It’s like as a kid when you didn’t really care about your toys until someone else started playing with it and enjoying it. And you’re like… wait a minute.. that’s mine and I want to play with it now.

Either I’m playing with the toy or it sits there collecting dust. Nobody else needs to be playing with it.

Roasted bell peppers, portobello mushrooms, and turkey bacon 👌🍴

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:39:43 -0700

Roasted bell peppers, portobello mushrooms, and turkey bacon 👌🍴

I just went through all my texts and deleted them. It feels so good to not literally carry that...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:46 -0700

I just went through all my texts and deleted them.

It feels so good to not literally carry that scandalous shit around with me anymore.

Whew.

CWL: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:05:01 -0700

CWL: Bill Nye the Science Guy:

bvix:

-Season 1

1. Flight
2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin
5. Buoyancy
6. Gravity
7. Digestion
8. Phases of Matter
9. Biodiversity
10. Simple Machines
11. The Moon
12. Sound
13. Garbage
14. Structures
15. Earth’s Seasons
16. Light and Colour
17. Cells
18. Electricity
19. Outer Space
20. Eyeballs

-Season 2

1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration

-Season 3

1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion

-Season 4

1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time

-Season 5

1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. Motion

BLESS THIS POST.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:48:11 -0700

"Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual men while they looked..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:46:56 -0700

““Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual men while they looked at sexualised images of women wearing bikinis. She found that the part of their brains that became activated was pre-motor - areas that usually light up when people anticipate using tools. The men were reacting to the images as if the women were objects they were going to act on. Particularly shocking was the discovery that the participants who scored highest on tests of hostile sexism were those most likely to deactivate the part of the brain that considers other people’s intentions (the medial prefrontal cortex) while looking at the pictures. These men were responding to images of the women as if they were non-human.””

- The Equality Illusion

h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:05 -0700

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:01 -0700

thepoliticalfreakshow: Boy’s Gone Jailed: Girls Gone Wild...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:52:53 -0700

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Boy’s Gone Jailed: Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Found Guilty of Falsely Imprisoning Three Women And Sexually Assaulting One of The Women…Francis Goes Ballistic At Jurors After Guilty Sentence, Saying They “Should Be Lined Up And Shot” [TW: Rape, Sexual Assault, Misogyny, Sexual Objectification of Women, False Imprisonment, Torture, Ableism]

Joe Francis, founder of the now-bankrupt Girls Gone Wild franchise, was convicted yesterday (May 6, 2013) of falsely imprisoning three women and severely assaulting at least one of them back in 2011.

According to the L.A. City Attorney, Francis picked up three women outside the Supperclub in Hollywood and brought them back to his home under false pretenses.

He then refused to let them leave, and got extremely physical with one of the women.

The City Attorney says Francis “grabbed one of the women by the throat and hair and slammed her head into the tile floor four times.”

He then finally allowed them to go back to their car, but not before warning them not to call the authorities, which is exactly what they did.

Francis now faces up to five years in prison after being found guilty of false imprisonment (3 counts), assault causing great bodily injury (one count), and dissuading a witness from reporting (one count).

Sentencing will take place tomorrow, May 8th.

Though this is the first time Francis has been found guilty of assaulting a woman, it is not the first time he has been accused of it. From The Hollywood Reporter:

Last year, police said a car collision with a woman in Beverly Hills turned into a physical confrontation, while Playboy model JaydeNicole previously accused him of physical assault, also at a Hollywood nightclub.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has gone wild and it’s way better than a bath full of bouncing, barely (or not-at-all) legal coeds. On May 7, the day after he was found guilty of false imprisonment (three counts), assault causing great bodily injury (one count), and dissuading a witness from reporting (one count), The Hollywood Reporter nabbed an exclusive interview with the supreme douche, who was highly emotional and, as revealed later in the ensuing profile, drunk.

Before anything, watch his message to the jurors who convicted him, please. Seriously, whatever you are doing, watch this now. I don’t care if you are crowning with the first of two twins or the second of two twins or bleeding out of your eyes and/or dick (which is smaller than Joe Francis’ if you dislike him, but more on that in a second).

In case you didn’t, here is what Francis says:

“Just to convict people because you’re jealous of them is retarded. And you’re a retarded jury and you should be shot dead. You should. If they had the death penalty for juries, you should be shot. Dead. By a firing squad.”

(There is a longer version of this rant atop the Hollywood Reporter’s post. I recommend that as well, even if you are in the middle of having triplets and they’re all coming out of your smaller-than-Francis dick at once.)

Within the text, he elaborates on his notions of other people’s jealousy:

“I have private jets, I have a great life, I’m a good-looking guy. I’m not conceited, but like — look, I have girls around me all the time, whatever I want. I make a lot of money. It’s a great life. If I wasn’t me, I’d fucking hate me.”

He also describes his feelings on jurors in general — they are stupid until proven on his side:

“The problem with the jury system is that anyone who’s not smart enough to come with an excuse to get out of jury duty doesn’t get out. Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries, you know? I’ve never met a smart person who’s done jury duty.”

Also! His critics are his critics because they have small dicks and he doesn’t.

“You know why I’ve been criticized, why I’ve been brutalized?” he says. “Anybody who criticizes me, anybody who — it’s just a jealous guy. Everybody who says, ‘Oh, Joe Francis is this’ — look at their penis and tell me if it’s small. Tell me!”

And how about the size of his own, um, manhood? He laughs gleefully. “It’s been widely reported my penis is huge, but look, I have nothing to prove” — upon which he tries to do just that, tussling with his rather sweet girlfriend and urging her to tell me about his assets. She wriggles away, mortified.

“Tell him!” he laughs.

“No way!” she yells, vanishing into the kitchen.

He also lies about being placed on death row in Panama City, Fla., in 2007, when he was thrown in jail for contempt of court in the case involving his cameramen filming two 17-year-old girls. “They ended up moving me to death row,” he lies. “They held him in a wing of that jail that had the most dangerous criminals, potentially headed for death row,” one of his eight lawyers clarifies.

He says he is a “sophisticated, classy” guy, who did “a nice thing” for the women he was just convicted of falsely imprisoning:

“It just proves that any celebrity in Hollywood should never give a ride home to any girls. I mean, there were 20 people in the afterparty. They [say they] got their head slammed on a tile floor and they were imprisoned here for hours. They said it was here on the tile floor. I don’t see any tile right here. Now you’ve been here for hours. Have you been imprisoned?”

Really, all four pages of the article are tremendous. It’s like reading three seasons of a reality show, in which a hateful dickhead dies an agonizing death. Writer Stephen Galloway hedges momentarily, assuring us that Francis is “generous, trusting, warm and eager to please” (“I’m a nice guy!” says Francis, lover of the word “retarded,” hater of jurors and of “monster, piece-of-shit asshole” Steve Wynn), but the story’s kicker is world-class shade. I’m not even going to spoil it for you.

[photo via Getty]

[Gawker / Gawker]

raahdical: $

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:52:00 -0700

raahdical:

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:51:54 -0700

spiritgun: beautilation: rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:50:40 -0700

spiritgun:

beautilation:

rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the 1999 vmas

bless her

Her body though. Goddess.

i dont get it your bootys not even juicy why are you so obsessed with taking pics and going on and on about it internet is 90% attention whores i guess

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:09:20 -0700

You sound jealous and flat assed.

Keep hatin’.

"I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:26 -0700

“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself.”

- Simone de Beauvoir

what are your tips for getting a good butt

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:53:00 -0700

I might have to put this in my FAQ.

I eat well - lots of fruits/veggies/protein as often as possible with a cheat day here and there. I take vitamins every day (multivitamins, fish oil, vitamin D, and iron because I’m anemic) and drink LOTS of water.

As far as exercise goes I do 20 1 legged squats on each leg, 20 backwards lunges on each leg, 20 forward lunges each leg up hill, plank as long as I can, and jog/do the stairs 4-5 days a week.

Squats really do the trick though. Give ‘em a try.

your butt makes me so jealous like i'm overcome by jealousy

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:40:59 -0700

There are lots of great butts out there, man. I know that feel. Just gotta love what you’ve got and work with it!